Six Things I Wish Young Progressives Knew

In which I shake my cane at the youth.

Ah, young people. They sure do get the olds riled up, don’t they? It’s fashionable —nay irresistible—to bemoan all the dumb stuff they do, which, I think we can agree, is a lot. It’s not that young people are any dumber now than they used to be. It’s just that nobody was playing such close attention to the dumb stuff previous generations got up to in ou…